Pesky Varmints

Those darn varmints! Nothing ticks off a guy more than some critter munching or digging up his Man's Garden. If it be deer, raccoon, ground hogs, woodchucks, squirrels, moles, skunks, mice, rabbits, moose or other pests, this section will provide several ways to rid yourself of these troublesome varmints.

Urine

Molded Owl

Mirrors

Traps

If all else fails

"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to lie back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."
Carl Spackler, Caddyshack